I GOT BRACES!! FINALLY!!! AFTER ALL THOSE DAYS OF PAIN, MY WAIT IS FINALLY OVER!
Course, that’s what I thought right before it happened….
And now ladies and gentlemen, the truth behind braces…
They suck. And they hurt. And you can’t floss at night without coming across sore teeth. And you can’t bite very well. Or chew that well either. Come to think of it, I can’t use the left side of my mouth or bite with any front teeth. And, trust me on this, do NOT eat pizza the day after….your teeth will still be sore the next day.
The ONLY reason I haven’t begged for them to be taken off is because I know I’ll look so stunningly beautiful when they’re out, people will drool.
Okay, maybe not the drool part….but the first part. That is THE only reason I stand all this, guys.
Can’t have beauty without pain