Sister Number 2: Who wants to be vice president? Say I.
*I was up stairs, so I yelled:*
Sister Number One: OKAY, KIRSTEN, YOU GET TO BE TREASURER.
Me: BUT I WANTED TO BE VICE PRESIDEEEENNTTTT
Sister Number 2: TO BE IN THIS CLUB YOU HAVE TO LIKE NINJAGO AND ALL HERO’S AND GOOD GUYS.
Me: I DO LOVE NINJAGO….
Me: I LOVE MAKING FUN OF IT AND HARASSING YOU GUYS ABOUT IT AND LAUGHING AT IT…
Sister Number 1: MOCKERY ISN’T ALLOWED. IT’S AGAINST THE LAWS OF THE CLUB
Me: IMMA REBEL. AARRGHHH ME HARTEY
*they were singing the My Little Pony theme song*
Me: NO. FRIENDSHIPS SUCKS. THEY’LL ALWAYS LET YOU DOWN
*earlier that day*
Me: WE SHOULD GET A PUPPY! Just kidding…we should not get a puppy….
Sister Number 2: No, we shouldn’t….we should get a kitty.
Me: Uh, no, we don’t need either.
Sister Number 2: We do need a cat! All in favor say I.
*Both sisters say I*
*I say Not I*
Me: See, two-to-one….I WIN!
Sister Number Two: Nu-uh, who was the second one?
Sister Number One: That’d be two-to-two.
Me: Well you guys are sisters, so you count as one.
Sister Number One: Well you and Casper are married, so you count as one.
Sister Number 2: Yeah.
Me: WHATEVER. DYLAN VOTED TOO
Sister Number Two: You can’t vote with people in your imaginary ghost house…
Me: Dylan doesn’t live in a ghost house…
Sister Number One: Yeah. He doesn’t live in an imaginary ghost house…he lives with his mom still.