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Facebook Stalking 101 January 29, 2014

Filed under: Uncategorized — pinkdoughnuts15 @ 4:18 pm

THIS IS PERFECT!
Now all I have to do is get a Facebook…
And find somebody to stalk. That too.

Of all the things you lose in a breakup, access to your ex’s facebook may be the worst.  If ever there were a reason to “stay friends” this is it.

12:42PM – He likes another girl’s check-in at a restaurant.

Translation: He was obviously cheating on you the entire time.

3:16PM – He posts a photo of his dog and some random brunette leaves a “how cute” comment.

Translation: He was obviously cheating on you the entire time.

9:02AM – He makes a vaguely positive statement about life.

Translation: He was obviously cheating on you the entire time.

The only thing worse than being confronted with such staggering evidence is not having access to it at all– but even if he’s unfriended you, there are still options.

Option A: The Invisibility Cloak

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A limited amount of intel can be gleaned from his public profile but beyond amassing a list…

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