So the other day, I was talking to one of my best guy friends, and he was talking about how much he wanted to get off the computer/ stop doing school so that he could go outside.
Him: I’m WAITING so I can get off and go play in a creek I found yesterday. It literally stretches for like, a mile or two. It’s gonna be so fun. I’m gonna jump over it so many times! :D
Me:…Well…that sounds like a very….guy thing to do….BUT I’M EXCITED FOR YOU! You have fun! Jumping over your mile long creek…
So then the next day, I was asking him how it went.
Me: So how’re you, creek jumper boy?
Him: Life is turning out pretty well over here!
Him:…CREEK JUMPER?! I actually didn’t go jump all I wanted to, but I did do it a couple of times.
Me: Dude, I said that forever ago…But I’m just saying, that still makes you a creek jumper boy
Him: Don’t nickname me that. I’m the guard, remember(we have this inside joke where I’m a princess and he’s a bodyguard…long story)?
Me: Dude, it’s WAY too late. You should’ve stopped it when it started.
Him: No, seriously. that’s stupid. All the other nicknames are fine(I give people TONS of nicknames)…just not that one.
Me: But it’s say fun to say…AND it’s cute! And it’s fun to say…AND IT’S ALSO TRUE
Him: BUT IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF HICK…OR SOME KIND OF FOREST CREATURE!
Me: No it doesn’t…WAIT, YOU’RE NOT A FOREST CREATURE??
Him: No I’M NOT. I’m a simple human being that may or may not like to go to the creek.
Me: Well considering this has become an actual topic of conversation, I would think that yes, you do like the creek. And also that you are a forest person that somehow has a computer and password for internet connection.
Him: Whatever!! I ain’t no forest thingie
I LOVE my friends.