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I couldn’t find a box of donuts that didn’t look gross or have dunkin donuts on it September 14, 2014

Freaking crap, I leave for a few months, and BAM! WordPress looks like something worthy of the title ‘2014’. And I haven’t even looked at everything yet, apparently.


I wouldn’t know, I haven’t actually looked yet. I also forget how to turn it on. But I’m pretty sure I had it so that it would turn on whenever it’s supposed to turn on. I’m not really sure.

ANYWHO, I just wanted to reassure everyone that I’m alive, and that school hasn’t killed me yet. I haven’t actually written anything remotely funny lately (well, there was this one thing, but I just sprinkled some funny stuff ’cause it was supposed to be one of those serious thingies), so don’t be surprised if you’re severely disappointed at my loss of ‘skillz’.

In the coming weeks/days, I’m going to try to log on and write some sentences about what’s been going on. Because there’s been a TONNNNNN going on. Like, you have no idea. I can’t even try to tell it all write now because ti would take hours. Literally, hours. So I’ll spread it out between a few days, while telling you what’s happening that day (which will be Everything or Nothing).

I would start now, but I’m kinda hungry…sooo here’s a picture of foods so that you guys can suffer with me.

I am nothing if not generous.

I am nothing if not generous.

I bid you all adieu!


LAAAAAAA December 10, 2012

Filed under: 30 day challenge,LIKE A BAWS,Uncategorized — pinkdoughnuts15 @ 3:55 pm

1) Post 10 facts about yourself.

1. I hate raisins. And cucumbers. And dried cranberries. And Raisin Bran.

2. I’m currently in a relationship with my first bf (WOOT WOOT)

3. The first thing I look for when I make friends is their level of hysterical-ness

4. I’ll read almost anything you put in front of me.

5. I wish I had thunderstorm gray eyes (And ONLY because that’s Athena’s eye color)

6. I LOOOOOOVE Pooh (as you can tell from my blog name). And Elmo is my absolute favorite furry animal thing-y EVER. Like, seriously, I’d do almost anything to have the real Elmo puppet.

7. I still love/watch/listen to all things Disney (how can you NOT?!?)

8. I like almost all of my guy friends (please don’t ask about that…)

9. I used to e completely and utterly clean…..til I met KALEB’S (he’s under code name here….just for the record) friends. I mean, I still am, just not completely anymore.



Not for myself, but for our world in neeeed December 9, 2012

Filed under: in the beginning,LIKE A BAWS — pinkdoughnuts15 @ 4:28 pm

Today is such a loooong daaaaay…and it’s not even over yet! Well, at least I got to go and SEE some actual civilization today; you can’t live long without it, you know.

SO, I think you all need a Friday update. SO we went to this festival/get together/ Christmas thingy for our town, and my dad took us (dad=ohmigoshwe’reallgonnadieWORLDPLEASETAKEMENOW)… thankfully, though, absolutely NO ONE – or at least, none of us- died. I’m very proud of him.

It was actually way more fun than I thought it would be. Turns out, there ARE guys between the ages of 12 and 18 and some of them are even moderately good-looking! And that’s saying something…I thought we lived in a town full of 65 year olds that were starting to lose their teeth or something. Maybe even a few limbs. And possibly a hair or too….or a wig.

So I made a list of ALL THE THINGS I’m absolutely determined to do before December is over:

1) Stick a marshmallow on a tree

2) Watch someone die (okay…that’s what you get for writing your list at 3 in the morning)

3) Pour cider into the grass right behind you to make it look like your peeing (…I worry about myself sometimes)

4) Sing Merry Christmas to the tune of Happy Birthday (I ALMOST did that one…but the moment I decided to do it with somebody, everybody left the singing premises)

5) Throw a snowball at someone and yell TAKE THAT YOU ZOMBIE! YOU CAN’T TAKE OVER MY PLANET

6) Ram a book into somebody’s back (where the heck did that come from? it’s not even christmas-y! unless I rammed a book about the true meaning of christmas into someone…then it’d be TOTALLY acceptable :D)

7) Sing terribly offtune to a random christmas carol while someone is playing the trombone (I don’t even know someone that plays the trombone?)

8) Eat as much candy as you can in 2 minutes (I’d run out…seriously)


10) Hand out toothbrushes as Christmas presents (OOOO, I know exactly when I’m going to do it too. hehehe…)


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