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I couldn’t find a box of donuts that didn’t look gross or have dunkin donuts on it September 14, 2014

Freaking crap, I leave for a few months, and BAM! WordPress looks like something worthy of the title ‘2014’. And I haven’t even looked at everything yet, apparently.


I wouldn’t know, I haven’t actually looked yet. I also forget how to turn it on. But I’m pretty sure I had it so that it would turn on whenever it’s supposed to turn on. I’m not really sure.

ANYWHO, I just wanted to reassure everyone that I’m alive, and that school hasn’t killed me yet. I haven’t actually written anything remotely funny lately (well, there was this one thing, but I just sprinkled some funny stuff ’cause it was supposed to be one of those serious thingies), so don’t be surprised if you’re severely disappointed at my loss of ‘skillz’.

In the coming weeks/days, I’m going to try to log on and write some sentences about what’s been going on. Because there’s been a TONNNNNN going on. Like, you have no idea. I can’t even try to tell it all write now because ti would take hours. Literally, hours. So I’ll spread it out between a few days, while telling you what’s happening that day (which will be Everything or Nothing).

I would start now, but I’m kinda hungry…sooo here’s a picture of foods so that you guys can suffer with me.

I am nothing if not generous.

I am nothing if not generous.

I bid you all adieu!


February 8, 2013

It’s been so long since I’ve posted, I could ALMOST cry….almost.

Soo…uh, I’m not even exactly sure what to say…so much has happened.

OH! How ’bout you listen to me complaining about a guy friend I had last year, who totally REJECTED me (maybe I just wasn’t obvious enough…? I can be like that) for this PHYSCO (i don’t even know how to spell that right) excuse of a girl who made it TOO obvious that she liked him, so the NEXT year of school, he went to public school. I bet he did it to get away from HER too…

Actually, new story. I could go on about that for AGES…

So I tried logging onto my school and, lo and behold, IT WON’T.WORK. And now I’m REALLY mad cause I got up early so that I could finish my work earlier, and now I’m wide awake and I can’t do anything about it…

Welcome to the real world, newcomers.


Life is starting to suck peanuts… January 15, 2013

Seriously…I go to do my 30 day challenge thingy, and number 5 just so happens to be: Write about a period of time in your life where things were not so good.
You suck, world.

Well….how ’bout now? Now is one of the most perfect times when things isn’t going well…
Let’s just say that I said something to someone, and that someone said something to someone else, but that someone got confused as to what I was trying to say, so that someone told what they understood of what I said to that someone else, and that someone else got REALLY mad and shocked, so that someone else told EVERYBODY the misunderstood story of what I told someone, so NOW, half the population that that someone and that someone else know thinks I’m a low down dirty good-for-nothing jerk.
And if you were able to follow all that, I sincerely applaud you, because I’m not sure I got all of it.


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