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I couldn’t find a box of donuts that didn’t look gross or have dunkin donuts on it September 14, 2014

Freaking crap, I leave for a few months, and BAM! WordPress looks like something worthy of the title ‘2014’. And I haven’t even looked at everything yet, apparently.

IS THE SNOW-Y BUTTON STILL THERE?!

I wouldn’t know, I haven’t actually looked yet. I also forget how to turn it on. But I’m pretty sure I had it so that it would turn on whenever it’s supposed to turn on. I’m not really sure.

ANYWHO, I just wanted to reassure everyone that I’m alive, and that school hasn’t killed me yet. I haven’t actually written anything remotely funny lately (well, there was this one thing, but I just sprinkled some funny stuff ’cause it was supposed to be one of those serious thingies), so don’t be surprised if you’re severely disappointed at my loss of ‘skillz’.

In the coming weeks/days, I’m going to try to log on and write some sentences about what’s been going on. Because there’s been a TONNNNNN going on. Like, you have no idea. I can’t even try to tell it all write now because ti would take hours. Literally, hours. So I’ll spread it out between a few days, while telling you what’s happening that day (which will be Everything or Nothing).

I would start now, but I’m kinda hungry…sooo here’s a picture of foods so that you guys can suffer with me.

I am nothing if not generous.

I am nothing if not generous.

I bid you all adieu!

 

The Post In Which I Include A Picture of Tyler Perry Dressed As A Woman July 13, 2014

Hello my wonderful fellow bloggers! It’s been awhile since I posted an actual post (June 16th, to be precise), so I decided to relieve your tired eyes (that should be asleep) and grace you with my amazing wit and funnyness.

PREPARE TO BE AMAZED.

So guys, this could just me being, well, me, but I am one of those people who like to know where I stand. I like to know the kind of person I’m talking too. I like to know what they think of me and so on and so forth.

What? I’m a girl, okay? I can’t be COMPLETELY perfect…

Just kidding, I am.

(Just kidding.)

But anyways, has it ever bothered anyone else when you’re talking to someone online (for me, it’s in my online classes for school), and you don’t know whether they’re a guy or a girl?

Tyler Perry? Madea? Tydea?

Tyler Perry? Madea? Tydea? Maperry?

Maybe it’s just a girl thing (or maybe it’s just a me thing) but it kind of bothers me. It didn’t used to…but now it does. Just a little. It’s kinda like an itch on your back. It’s hard to reach, but you can juuuuust scratch it. And then you go on your merry way, right?

But then 60 SECONDS LATER, it itches again.

There was this one time in 9th grade when I met this person in my English class. Their name was Dakota. I had a friend whose name was Dakota, and she’s a girl, so I thought “HEY LOOK! Another girl Dakota!! :D”

*Fast-forward to the middle of second semester*

A lot of the high school students had to switch homeroom teacher because our system was changing, so I ended up having the same HR teacher as Dakota. So we were all introducing ourselves and this one girl was like “I’m sorry for asking this Dakota, but I was just wondering…are you a girl or a boy?” to which he replied “Haha, no problem. I’m a guy :)”

That whole semester and a half of which he was my friend, I had assumed he was a girl. So I acted like he was a girl, without directly saying anything that SOUNDED like I thought he was a girl. I told my best guy friend later, and he laughed so hard…I kinda wanted to punch him in the shoulder, but 1) he lived on the other side of the state and 2) it was kinda of funny.

Just a teeny bit.

But WHILE I’m on the topic of genders, HOW CAN YOU PROPERLY SAY AN ANIMAL PICTURE IS CUTE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT GENDER IT IS!? I mean, you’d either have to say “AWWWW! [Fill in the Blank] is so cuuuuuuute!” or “AWWWW! It’s so cuuuuuuuute!”

You can’t go around saying [Fill in the blank]! That’s ridiculous! And you can’t say IT. It’s not an it. It has a gender. ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

LOOK AT THESE EYES. DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THIS SEAL DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS.

LOOK AT THESE EYES.

5 MONTHS LATER_UPDATE: Despite the over abundant use of capitalization, I was completely calm while writing this post…just wanted to throw that out there.

 

I’m pretty sure that the only questions I have left are stalker ones July 26, 2013

Filed under: 2013,30 day challenge,Summer summer summer,Uncategorized — pinkdoughnuts15 @ 10:50 am

You know, I’m beginning to think that the person who thought of these questions gave them to all their friends, and then proceeded to stalk them using the information they posted…just saying. But anyways, ONLY 13 MORE QUESTIONS LEFT :D
You know, it’s kinda funny…I have 13 questions left, and my next question is my 13th one…and my favorite number is 13. Now if only today were the 13th.
*waits for laughter*
You know, cause of the 13’s? And the…yeah, nevermind.

13) What are your plans for the future? Far and near.
14) Post your favorite book, favorite movie, favorite band, and favorite food.
16) Write about your relationship status.
17) Bullet your day.
19) Write about your last birthday and how you plan to spend your upcoming birthday.
20) What did you eat today?
21) How has your life changed over the past year?
22) Find a horoscope site and post yours.
23) Talk about your crushes.
24) How was your week been?
28) If you had three wishes, what would they be?
29) Write about any particular habits/mannerisms that you have.
30) Where do you think you’ll be in 5 years?

 

18) Post one confession/ secret.

So, I wrote this yesterday on my ask thing…so I’m just gonna paste this :3

1. I stole a candy bar from a walmart once when I was little (it twas a rolo D:)
2. I’ll go out of my way to pick up bugs and dangle them in my sisters face (she so hates bugs…she cries when I do that…but the screaming beforehand is PRICELESS :3)
3. I’m very mean to people online. I’m not this mean in person xD I’m actually the nicest person most everybody knows o-o

 

Nope, I’m not the murderer…

Have you ever had that feeling where you talk to somebody, then somebody asks them something, and then the response gives you the sneaking suspicion that they were probably  talking about you? I’m kinda hoping so…just to make sure that it’s not JUST me or anything. Cause that would be weird. And slightly disturbing for me.

So this week, my mom and dad went and drove to Kansas (yes, they drove…) to look at some houses for our move (I’m pretty sure I mentioned that in the last post). Pretty sure they picked out a house too. I’m kinda excited…mostly not though. I mean, we’ve only lived here for two years…but MY HEART WILL ALWAYS STAY IN GEORGIA :’D

Oh, by the way, I got an ask a loooong time ago. I just forgot to post the link. And since I’m much too lazy to do all the clicking that is required to post the link under my ‘About Me’ page-link thingy, I’ll just put it here.

Happy browsing!

http://ask.fm/elmocookiepoohmonster

 

HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY (and YES…I know no one does that anymore) July 23, 2013

Woah my flip, it’s been ages since anyone’s been on here. Including me. Does that say something about my commitment? I think it does…
But anyways, don’t worry, I’m alive. Pretty much. Almost completely in one piece and everything!
No I’m just kidding, I’m in one piece. But you see, I have no order to my life in the summertime. None. I lounge around doing nothing, listening to music, and reading books, but that’s about it.
So you can imagine my overall distress when my family decided to go to Florida for the fourth time in two months to go too ANOTHER person’s funeral. I swear, I’m starting to think 13 IS an unlucky number.
Good thing the fact that it’s also my favorite number evens things out.
So…not looking forward to school starting up again. But I AM looking forward to college once again (I had a two month breakdown where I went on and on about how college was a black hole of death and deception), so I guess I should be excited.
We’re also moving. Either to Kansas or to Washington…we’re not really sure yet (though under the circumstances, it’ll probably Kansas….yippee :P)
Oh, and I re-learned how crazy my friends are. And I got invited to a birthday party. And I really want to go swimming like you wouldn’t believe.
Oh my gosh, I just realized I have EXACTLY 6 months until my birthday :O

 

*crosses fingers* Come ooooon summerrr May 11, 2013

Filed under: 2013,Summer summer summer — pinkdoughnuts15 @ 10:47 am

It’s been so long since I last posted! I feel like it’s been a month…oh wait, it has. Nevermind then.
I keep telling my sister-and I quote: “OMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE SCHOOL’S ALMOST OVER!!! Like seriously…it won’t click in my head. Like when we go to Nana’s house, but it doesn’t feel like we’re going to her house. I CAN’T WAIT TIL SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!”
That was actually pretty accurate. *pats self on back*
So I don’t know when or how or why this happened…but I have a newfound love for The Wanted. Sure, I’ve only listened to about 5 of their songs at least 10 times each, but I think I can safely say, MAN I so darn love them :D
OH, and I get to meet most of my friends from this year for the first time on Monday! I’M SO EXCITEDDD!
The only down side is that I’ll probably get zero sleep Sunday night…which isn’t that helpful, but I’ll be SO EXCITED, I WON’T REALLY CARE!
*grabs glass of lemonade* Hears to Monday and the summer that’s coming next week! :D

 

 
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